Monday, May 14, 2007

Breaking News! Chris “The Little Nicaraguan” Nelson has withdrawn from the WWO!!!

Claiming an injury to his right elbow, Chris Nelson's doctors have advised him against competing in this years tournament. Last year, Crissy (as he is affectionately known by the other tour players) complained of back injuries but was able to play with the help of steroids and cortisone shots. This year, however, some have speculated that his claim of an elbow injury is simply another cry for help. When asked about his elbow injury, Nelson simply replied, "It hurts," furthing speculation that he's really talking about his heart.
Chris (above) seen here preparing
his elbow for AromaTherapy.

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